Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Polaroid Z2300 Instant Digital Camera coming August 15th.
“Aw yeah. You bring that sweet ass over here. Hey babe! Come sit on my face.”
…You’re not joking, are you?
Party Tardis of the Day: It’s boozier on the inside.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people